Sunday, 25 December 2016

Cycling in sunny Florida

Florida is one state where cycling is given top priority. You will find bike trails that stretch for miles and miles and the city streets have well marked bike lanes. There is also less road congestion and traffic flow is relatively slower compared to California.

Even before Noah got to Florida, Howard D' Tiny already informed him that there were 4 bikes in his backyard shed. On inspection Noah noted them to be mountain bikes, which means that cycling on flat paved roads could be slower and more strenuous. A test ride was necessary to determine whether Noah would have to rent a road bike for his rides. 

Here are the stats for the test ride.


Noah found the full suspension GT bike tolerable due to the very little play in the shocks from disuse, so he decided that this would be the bike... at least he could save on 35$/day for the rental of a road bike.

The next ride netted 70km/43mi. It took him through the beautiful beaches of Madeira, Redington, Clearwater and Dunedin.

The third ride netted 72km/44mi. This ride started at Dunedin and ended at the Fort De Sotto beach at the mouth of the Tampa bay. Noah loaded the bike on Londong's pickup truck for the trip back home.

The fourth ride netted 53km/33mi. This ride went through route 580 to Tampa and back through the route 60 or the Campbell Courtney Causeway.

Thank you Howard D' Tiny and the state of Florida for giving Noah the chance to ride 200km/130mi and enjoy his short stay with you.

A fishy story

Noah's missus loves to fish. While he was busy looking after the animals she would sneak out to the bow of the ark with her fishing rod to hook some legal-sized deep sea dwelling critter.



One winter morning while Chicago was freezing cold, she was at sunny Clearwater Florida for a fishing adventure that was planned and paid for by Howard D' Tiny. Here are some photos of her escapade.


Before 8:00 Jo Ann of Ark is at the Clearwater
dock waiting for the call to board

 the "ark" is a double-hulled boat named
"double eagle II." 

the fishing expedition included Asset D' Cuddly,
Hardin D' Londong, Howard D' Tiny and Noah D'Shy guy.

Inside the ark while it speeds toward
some deep waters about 45 minutes from
Clearwater beach.

 the fishing commences with a 
show by some sleek dolphins.

The missus trying hard to successfully
reel in a heavy line...

...which turns out to be a grouper...

..."sorry" says Kevin D' deckhand, but
it's short of the required legal size...

...so Jo Ann of ark has one last pose
before mr. Lapulapu (filipino name for
the grouper species) is heaved back into
the sea...

 ...where some hungry pelicans make
lunch out of him.

this unlucky chap had no intention to bite
the bait, but stayed too near and got
hooked by the chin to the delight of 
Mrs. Noah. And like his predecessors of
smaller-than-legal-size he was thrown back
into the sea to tell his kin about a gorgeous
dame he saw on board the alien ship.

 in his mind Howard D' Tiny savors the tasty
meat of grilled trigger fish, but this was
not the right season for this species and
the lucky guy gets bailed out and back to
his mom in the depths.

These twins got hooked at the same
time and since they were legit size
they were held for eating. Sometimes
growing up too fast and too big has
its dangers.

 with the ice chest filling up and
the time running out, the captain calls
it a day...

...and heads back to shore while the 
fishermen brag about their catch.


Meanwhile, the most compelling part of the adventure gets underway - photo-ops.

 is she thinking about the Titanic in this pose?


 with her nephew Howard D' Tiny
on the sun deck


 a hug by Noah as they cross under
the Clearwater bridge


 a captain's pose


 with niece Asset D' Cuddly


 an exact example of "coffee n milk"


 Kevin D' Skinhead really loved this
noisy bunch of Filipinos. He got a
hefty tip for his efforts to please them.


 when you're in season and you're the
right size you end up...
 ...either fried or...


...in a soup dish with some horse raddish.

Noah's missus had a wonderful time that day and the memories she had will keep her till the next visit to this beautiful state of sunshine, oranges and beautiful and loving relatives.

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